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Get a Fucking Job: Switching Careers From Mainstream to XXX

It takes courage and conviction to change careers. Some leaps, however, are more daunting than others. We all have dreams, but adult entertainment? That’s some plutonium-grade self-actualization. Who hasn’t thought of giving up a day job to chase your passion? Sadly, that’s where it ends for most of us—a passing thought, the weight of which...

Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat

Whether Phil Hellmuth is the most obnoxious player in poker (his reputation) or the nicest (Phil’s own claim), one thing is certain: The Poker Brat is the game’s greatest tournament player. Phil has 15 World Series of Poker victories, while runners-up Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan and Phil Ivey have managed only ten each. Phil is...

Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked

Prostitution—it’s the world’s oldest profession and, in the pages of HUSTLER, the source of some timeless humor. Looking for a good time? Then join us on the stroll for a look at some of our most uproarious cartoons revolving around ladies of the evening. “Our business is down because the politicians have gotten so fucking...