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Friday Funnies: Military Mirth

It’s nearly Veterans Day, when we honor those who have served in the United States Armed Forces. With that in mind, let’s salute the nation’s brave servicemembers with a collection of uniformly outrageous cartoons. “Thank you for your service! I haven’t had good service like that in a long time!” “As with all military operations,...

Double the Pleasure: The Joy of Multiple Partners

Mistress. Side chick. The other girlfriend. Whatever the second (or third or fourth) paramour of a man is named, it’s clear that there has been a longstanding tradition of guys fucking multiple women during the same time period.  “I am not into monogamy,” Fred* tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “When I was a teenager, I remember getting in...

Gleaming Spires: Ready for the Sex Girls

David Kendrick of Gleaming Spires on working with Devo and Sparks, collecting condoms and his enduring ’80s hit “Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?” If you listened to alternative radio in the 1980s, you know the song “Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?” by Gleaming Spires. And even if you didn’t, there’s a...