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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 2

Ready to take a gut-busting walk down the aisle? Half of all marriages might end in divorce, but these matrimony-themed jokes are 100% laugh-inducing! Go ahead; get hitched to hilarity. “Well, it’s official: The honeymoon is over!” “Oh, Mother, I’m so happy! Just think…all that cocksucking is over with!” “And do you, Elizabeth, take James...

Sex Is My Cardio

No, you can’t screw your way to a skinnier you—but physical training can boost your sex drive, and the right sex positions can help you burn more calories in bed. Here’s your guide if you want to be fucking healthy. A hefty slab of lard-ass America is finding its way to the gym these days...

Hump-Day Special: Busty Brunette Bonanza, Part V

Got a case of the mid-week blahs? Allow us to boost your spirits with these beautiful brunettes who have plenty going on in the chest department. Go ahead, dive in; it’s mounds of fun! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Busty Brunette Bonanza here, here, here and...