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Flex Appeal

Beauty. Power. Perfection. Truly, muscle girls are the magical trifecta. Come worship with us at the altar of carved abs, because jacked beauty queens are your new god now. Does anything evoke strength quite like bulging biceps? Or granite-hard quads? The way they ripple and glisten, basted in sweat…You know what? Strength is sexy as...

Flula Borg: “I Love America”

Flula Borg is the rarest of species: A happy-go-lucky Hun. As confusing as the idea of an irrepressible German might be, equally confounding is the successful career Flula’s carved out in American entertainment, based as it is on his work as a “hype man,” loading “dope” tunes to YouTube and cheery chats on Conan—okay, plus...

Hardcore Gratitude

As Thanksgiving approaches, some of our favorite adult-industry performers tell us what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s that season again! That special time where we take a moment to reflect and look back on the good moments that have happened to us this year. We reached out to a group of amazing, sexy...