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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior

When most people think of a model’s life, big paychecks, outrageous parties and exotic locales spring to mind. And yeah, it does seem like a pretty sweet deal. But it isn’t all about living the high life. In fact, sometimes you can get fucked pretty good.  Such was the case with the May ’01 HUSTLER...

Friday Funnies: That’s Just Super!

Sometimes a regular chuckle just won’t do. On occasion, you need superpowered humor—the kind that’s faster than a speeding bullet when it comes to cracking you up, and is able to eliminate your case of the blahs with a single punchline.  If that’s the kind of day you’re having, don’t bother looking up in the...

Butt, It’s Only the First Date!

Anal on the first date: An impossible dream, or an attainable ream? We butt into this burning debate. Ladies often regulate their sexual activity based on the number of dates they’ve had with a gentleman caller. Traditionally, they don’t let a man’s dong anywhere near them until around the third date. It’s presumably where the...