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When Fuck-It Lists Go Wrong

Most of us have a mental checklist of sexual feats we’d like to accomplish before going to the grave, but beware—reality often falls short of what we were hoping for. Read on for some cautionary tales. Most of us have made a fuck-it list. We’ve all sat down at one point and written down all...

The Lowdown on Rubdowns

Massage-porn mavens share their expert advice on rubbing people the right way. Massages are amazing. Porn is amazing. Combining the two? Fucking amazing!  Lately, there has been an influx of oiled and slick massage-themed scenes for our viewing (and stroking) pleasure. What goes into these lubed-up rubdowns? I asked a group of performers to dry...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Dean

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Harley Dean, a stunning beauty who hails from Columbus, Ohio—which, in addition to bringing the world this stunning beauty, is also the former home of HUSTLER Magazine. And for several years, Harley...