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July 2025

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Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. II

Short hair? We care! Sure, we love a full head of long, flowing locks on a hot babe as much as anyone does, the bold beauty of a gorgeous woman with a close-cropped ‘do is a rare and special sight indeed. Go ahead; enjoy these Honeys who dare to wear short hair. And when you’re...

Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy

In the mood for some divinely inspired but devilishly dirty humor? Take this, all of you, and have a few good laughs! Today we’re taking a look at the humorous side of the priesthood with some irreverent HUSTLER cartoons. Forgive us, father, but we can’t help cracking up!  “We’re not gonna pray the gay away...

Wedding Bell Blue Balls

A new study has found that—shocker!—getting married doesn’t necessarily lead to sexual satisfaction. So why bother getting hitched, and how do you keep the fire in your marriage after years of banging the same person? Read on for answers. People have been getting married pretty much since the dawn of time in an effort to...