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Caught in the Act!

It happens to everyone at some point—you’re happily banging away when someone (perhaps even a relative) walks in on you mid-thrust. Here’s how to handle one of the most embarrassing fucking situations to plague mankind. When a couple gets caught with their pants down—and we’re talking quite literally—the initial reaction among sane people is typically...

Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5

Pardon us for butting in, but we don’t think you’ll mind in this case! We’re rearing up once again for another salute to beautiful behinds, rousing rumps and drool-inducing derrieres, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Go ahead, dive in; you’d feel like a real ass if you missed out on this! JC Wilds...

Squirting Sirens

Grab your raincoat and umbrella, because you’re about to get soaked! Some of our favorite XXX performers spilled their secrets to us about the art of squirting. Prepare for a wet and wild time as we open the floodgates! FIRST-TIME FOUNTAINS HUSTLERMagazine.com: Tell us about the first time you squirted. Mistress Esme: I was given...