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Recipe for Romance

Got an appetite for a hot babe and a hot meal? You’re in luck, because these culinary-minded beauties will make your mouth water in more ways than one with their favorite seductive recipes. The age-old saying, “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” has held the test of time and for...

Hump-Day Special: Happy  Trails and Beaver Tails Vol. 2

Lace up your hiking boots and break out the binoculars—we’re going on a nature walk to witness the glory and splendor of beautiful Beavers out in the wild. Get ready for a dam sexy time! And when you’re done with these babes, make sure to check out our first edition of Happy Trails and Beaver...

Cloister Fucks

Vows of chastity aside, nuns are human beings and have the same desires as the rest of us. We explore the complicated connection between sex and the sisterhood. Holy shit! According to reports, Pope Francis has urged nuns and priests all over the globe to delete the porn off their cell phones to, as he...