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Female for a Day

Men reveal what they would do if they could inhabit a woman’s body for 24 hours. So, there you are, walking home from the bar one night, minding your own business, when some homeless dude pops out of the shadows and offers you a deal. “I’ll trade you this magic liquor bottle for some spare...

Hump-Day Special: Bookish Babes

Hey, it’s Library Shelfie Day, a little-known annual celebration that encourages bibliophiles everywhere to share creative photos of their artfully arranged book collections! Which is…well, quite frankly, it’s not a very exciting celebration for probably the vast majority of the population. But you know what would spice things up? A hot, naked chick or two...

Sex Dreams of  XXX Stars

Some of our favorite performers share their hottest nocturnal visions. Going to sleep is the second-best thing you can do in bed—taking a back seat only, of course, to a good bang session. The best way to combine them both is having a steamy, nasty sex dream!  What naughty nocturnal visions do XXX stars have?...