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HUSTLER Classic: Scary-Hot

The connection between fear and sexual arousal is well established. Hell, where do you think the phrase “scared stiff” came from? (Okay, maybe that’s not where the phrase “scared stiff” came from, but hey—you never know.)  That connection was highlighted to cock-swelling effect in the October ’02 HUSTLER Pictorial “Keegan: Senses Taker,” which featured a...

Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup, Volume 2

Cell, yes! It’s time for another round of captivating humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Go ahead and check into the Graybar Hotel for some giggles; it’d be a crime to miss out on these laughs. “Dear Brenda, thank you for answering my ad at MatureSingles.com. As to your questions—I have a permanent job managing...

Damn, That Hurts!

When ecstasy leads to agony—we explore the painful occasionally humorous world of sex injuries. Love hurts, the old cliché goes, and sure, of course it does—like a budget prostate exam given in a back alley by a homeless man with freakishly long fingers and a staph infection. But enough about the emotional turmoil; there’s another...