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When Does It Count as Sex?

Does cunnilingus count as sex? How about a handjob? Or intercourse that was blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quick? The answers aren’t as cut-and-dried as you might think. If you were a fly on the wall of any given college cafeteria back in the day, you would have undoubtedly witnessed swarms of young bucks discussing who’s been laid and...

Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 2

Bush is awesome, no doubt about it—but it’s equally true that a smooth, clean-shaven pussy is a thing of beauty. The sight of a shorn snatch, unobscured by pesky pubes, is a glorious feast for the eyes indeed. With that said, let’s celebrate the wonder of bare beaver with this pictorial tribute! Simon Kitty Romy...

Music to Your Ears?

Everyone knows that many people find musicians sexy, but are they actually any better in bed than those who don’t play an instrument? It has been said that music is life. Without it, the world would be a pretty craptastic place to reside. If not for the ability to come home after a long, wretched...