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Highly Aroused

A recent study has found that ingesting weed leads to stronger orgasms. So go ahead, stoners; turn on and get off! An unknown philosopher once said, “Whatever I do, I do it better stoned,” and according to a new study, that also applies to shooting semen and creaming your panties.   Researchers from East Carolina University...

Jerk Off—Proudly!

Religious, political and spiritual forces have waged campaigns against masturbation for a variety of bullshit reasons. We dispel the myths spewed by semen-retention proponents and explore why jerking off isn’t just good—it’s good for you! A lot of guys were told when they were young that jerking off isn’t proper behavior for a young man....

Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 6

There’s really nothing better than a fantastic pair of legs—especially when they’re sheathed in sleek, elegant stockings. So join us as we celebrate hot HUSTLER Honeys in hosiery—and pretty much nothing else. Enjoy! Jenny Wild  Gianna Dior Nicole Kitt Kenzie Anne Jeanna Fine Melody Wylde Maya Grand Alina Long...