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What’s Your Penis Lie?

New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are often reminded that all men are created equal—which may be a central tenet of the Declaration of Independence, but by some measurements,...

Hump-Day Special: Toe-Tasting Time!

Hey, it’s National Shrimp Day, and we’re here to help you work up an appetite! As a wise man once noted, there are many ways to enjoy shrimp—barbecued, boiled, broiled, baked, sauteed and so on—but when we go shrimping, we prefer them raw and attached to the foot of a beautiful woman! With that in...

Foxy Over 50: XXX Male Edition

For these seasoned adult-industry woodsmen, age is no obstacle to maintaining a thriving porn career. With age comes experience, and in the world of XXX, that is invaluable. These sexy gents have stood the test of time and have been living out every man’s dream! Whether they’ve been in the industry for decades or started...