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Road Head Warriors

Sure, getting a blowjob while cruising around behind the wheel might sound like the ultimate joyride, but be careful—you’re likely to hit some bumpy road on the path to auto-erotic bliss. The summer travel season is upon us, which means millions of Americans are about to get out on the highway for a taste of...

Hahas, Oohs & Aahs

What gets your favorite comics off when they get off stage? HUSTLER asks eight famous jokesters for their go-to porn categories—and other sticky questions—and the responses are laugh-out-loud, roll-on-the-ground hilarious. These fuckers are fucking weird! In such a good way… MISSY MARTINEZ/HUSTLER: I have gathered you here today to talk about smut. Of course, I...

Ace Reporter Andy Campbell Exposes the Proud Boys

“PROUD BOYS, STAND BACK AND STAND BY…” — DONALD TRUMP, PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, 9/29/20 Who and what are the Proud Boys, with their provocative slogan “Fuck around and find out”? Are they a patriotic fraternal organization defending Western civilization? A men’s drinking club moonlighting as a vigilante defense force? An ultraconservative version of Fight Club? Or...