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XXX Spirit Animals

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers tell us all about the beasts that lurk inside of them. You’ve probably heard the term “spirit animal.” If you’re unfamiliar, it is usually a metaphor (often hilarious) for an animal or even an object a person relates to or admires. If you love sleeping and relaxing, a sloth...

Taking Liberty Vol. 2

Happy birthday, America! May we present to you the gift of humor? After all, the pursuit of happiness is best kicked off with a few good laughs—and if those laughs come from HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons, all the better! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installment of...

Go to Fucking Sleep!

Suffering from insomnia? Never mind the sleep aids at the pharmacy, we have a much sexier way for you to get some solid shut-eye… In the wee hours of the night, while the rest of the world is tucked away safe and sound, dreaming about roses and rainbows, there’s another group out there–men and women...