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Good Pussy—Is There Any Other Kind?

What makes a man prize one snatch above others, when they’re all pretty much fantastic? We delve into the curious male compulsion to grade vaginas. Smack-dab in the middle of Man Town, its loyal, card-carrying denizens like to talk about “good pussy”–as if “bad pussy” exists. All one need do is gather ’round the neighborhood...

XXX Pet Roundup: Cold-Blooded Creatures

Reptiles and amphibians and porn stars–oh, my! Join us as we spend some quality time with hot XXX babes and their cold-blooded companions. Summer is the perfect time for us to soak up the sun—but we’re not alone in that pastime! Plenty of slithering reptiles and amphibians enjoy basking in the rays, too. I gathered...

Sit on My Face!

Getting to the bottom of the glorious but often-maligned practice of face-sitting. Women love getting their snatches licked out by a true muff-diving warrior, one who goes at it like he’s on a mission to advance his way to North Korea via the treacherous Tumen River, risking drowning, being gunned down or eaten by a...