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My First DP

Do not adjust your screens. Yes, you’re seeing double. No, you’re not having a stroke…yet. It’s your favorite song, the sun on your face and a dopamine sundae all rolled into one: Double-penetration sex is just so deliciously, decadently extra. In this special feature, HUSTLER celebrates the superhuman porn deities whose sublime tradecraft is a...

Corey Taylor: “How the Fuck Did We Get Out Alive?”

Corey Taylor is the most diverse singer in rock and roll. Period. End of discussion. As the lead singer of Stone Sour, he became one of modern rock’s most consistent melodic voices. As leader of the horror rock band Slipknot, he donned terrifying masks and screamed his way through a barrage of hard nu metal...

Hot Body, Bad Sex?

Why it’s a big mistake to assume that a fit, attractive partner will automatically translate into a superior sexual experience. Everyone is out there trying to fuck well above their grade. It’s the reason so many average-looking people have celebrity crushes, while they have a beer-bellied mutant sleeping in their bed. If they could snag...