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A HUSTLER Halloween

Here at HUSTLER we believe in celebrating All Hallows Eve with scary good sex. Sure, we like to dress up, but for us the fun doesn’t stop there. Witness the eerie ecstasy, spine-chilling heat and otherworldly orgasms depicted on these pages, and we believe you will agree: HUSTLER’s history is replete with tantalizing treats. “Samantha:...

The Sirens of Scary

This Halloween, sacrifice your eternal soul to the sirens of scary movies. Like the thick plumes of blood that spurt from a freshly decapitated torso, the new golden age of horror shows no signs of letting up any time soon. Years from now people will look back on this milestone moment in cinematic terror and...

The End Is Here

Brendon Small talks Metalocalypse and Dethklok At first, I was clueless how to approach an interview with Brendon Small, creator of Adult Swim’s hit animated comedy Metalocalypse—a series that follows five imbecilic musicians collectively known as Dethklok. The show, which first aired in 2006, pokes fun at the inanity of starfuckers through a maniacal display...