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Dirty Dying Wishes

If your terminally ill partner’s final request involves boning someone else, are you obligated to honor it? There have been a couple of stories circulating on the internet recently about monogamous couples in relationship-ending peril because of someone’s dying wish. One account focuses on a terminally ill woman, given only nine months to live, who...

Miss Whitney’s Florida Food Odyssey

Get ready for a mouthwatering treat, because Miss Whitney Morgan is about to give us a tour through some of the Sunshine State’s sweetest spots. Step aside, influencers—there’s a new foodie sheriff in town and she’s eating her way across the Sunshine State, one cronut at a time.  When we last checked in with Florida...

Imaginary Lovers

Yes, there’s a good chance that your partner has thought about a celebrity—or even a coworker—while the two of you had sex. Here’s why you shouldn’t let it mess with your head. Basking in the silent afterglow of a real leg-quivering orgasm, it’s not uncommon for a member of the porking party to lean over...