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Let’s Dance: Hitting the Road With XXX Stars

What would it be like to get a lap dance from your favorite porn star? Wonder no more, as these five-star feature dancers bring the party to you! Lots of people travel for work, but for topflight feature dancers, it’s a labor of love. Like Maverick or Captain Marvel, these jet-set erotic artists are cut...

Phone Sex

According to a recent survey, one in five people use their cell phone while getting busy. Which can definitely be a real hang-up, but it doesn’t have to mean getting disconnected from your partner. The technological advancements of the past few decades, it could be argued, have bestowed humping humanity with an abundance of coital...

Rubber Out?

Why some guys balk when a woman who comes prepared with her own condoms—and why that attitude is so wrongheaded. If there is one line that’s uttered during a casual fling with a sexy stranger to signal that all of the making out and heavy petting is about to progress to a no-holds-barred night of...