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Fat Mike: Punk Rock Historian

The NOFX frontman on the impending breakup of his band, his new classical (!!!) album and his recently opened Punk Rock Museum. Fat Mike is a punk to the core. For four decades, he’s been the leader of smartass stalwarts NOFX. That decades-long run, alas, is winding down to an end; Mike recently announced that...

Sex in the Stars?

Can astrology really help you find the ideal porking partner, or is it all just a stellar load of bullshit? Astrology—what a bunch of crap. To me, it’s a heaping load of jibber jabber that people use as an excuse for their shortcomings, to avoid taking responsibility for the clown-shoe behavior that turns their lives...

Friday Funnies: Shop Till You Pop

It’s Black Friday—that annual post-Thanksgiving ritual when Americans everywhere flock to the shops and malls in a frenzied quest to score bargains and finish their holiday gift shopping. Hopefully, you’re doing the smart thing by browsing the e-tailer sites while digesting leftover turkey and pumpkin pie in your underwear, but you can still enjoy a...