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Neil Hamburger: Unhappy Holidays

America’s Funnyman yuks (and yucks) it up about bitter shopping-mall Santas, the nightmare that is New Year’s Eve and his star-studded new album. Neil Hamburger is the definition of a lovable loser. The comic lounge singer with the tin voice and worst combover in show business has returned from the depths of clinical depression with...

The Doctor Is In!

Open up and say, “Ahhhh,” you’re about to learn all about the fascinating and sexy world of medical fetishism! “The doctor will see you now” is a sentence that is usually followed by sweaty palms, a spike in  heart rate and dread over the prospect of being poked and prodded. But what if, instead of...

Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 3

Open up and say ahhhhh, we’re serving up mouthfuls of milk-mounds with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. It’s a feast of funbags, a boob bounty, a breast buffet…whatever you call it, you’ll get your fill and then some—don’t be surprised if you feel like you need to unbuckle your belt! Krystal Steal & McKenzie Lee...