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Couples Therapy

The couple who plays together stays together—and really, does anything say “I love you” like a date with a sex worker? Seeking out the services of a sex worker need not be a solitary pursuit. Couples can also enjoy the singular pleasures of a service provider; all that’s required is an open mind, enthusiastic consent...

Lucien Greaves: The Satanic Temple

If you ask Lucien Greaves, tyranny has infected America, the so-called land of the free, with a conservative strain of godly gonorrhea. A nation under one God, Greaves contends, has crippled independence as our forefathers intended. Recent attacks on the First Amendment and the reversal of Roe v. Wade are perfect examples. Since 2013, Greaves—cofounder...

Going Meatless?

Some so-called sex experts have asserted that, since most women don’t climax through penile penetration alone, they should forgo dick entirely. But are straight women really ready to give up their regular dose of Vitamin D? Spend enough time on social media and it appears that America’s sex educators are trying to phase out the...