Birthday Delights

Making curtain calls in this edition’s roundup are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in May. Felicia Fisher, a phone-sex operator from Denver, Colorado, recalled, “When I was 19, I worked at a porn shop, stocking—and reading—the magazines. I thought it would be cool to be seen naked in a magazine and jerked off to, particularly in one as esteemed as HUSTLER.” Dakota Burns—a “hippie stoner slut,” stripper and songwriter from Boston, Massachusetts—declared, “Nude modeling makes me feel powerful, sexy and alive.” Lisi Kitty, an emigré from Ukraine residing in Madrid, Spain, remarked, “I’m an angel, but there’s a demon in my soul. I love going to Museo del Prado and gazing at Hieronymus Bosch’s The Garden of Earthly Delights. There’s lots of nudity and depravity. I wish I could be naked at the museum, but I always have a butt plug inserted.” A’lea Love, a spa attendant from Albuquerque, New Mexico, disclosed, “My all-time favorite scenario is being fucked doggy-style by a huge dick while I lick a beautiful girl’s pussy till she squirts just as I’m coming.” Alice Little—a “sweet, easygoing, playful and personable” native of Wichita, Kansas—used to be a jockey. “it’s tough for a woman breaking in to get live mounts,” she told us. “You know, horses that have a chance of winning a race. I loved the adrenaline rush of riding, but I wanted a fun job with less hassles.” The 4-foot-8 pixie became an incredibly popular legal courtesan, digital content creator and self-proclaimed “farm girl next door.” Happy birthday, ladies!