Birthday Delights

We’ve found a way to counter poet T.S. Eliot’s assessment that “April is the cruelest month” by bringing back five Beavers celebrating birthdays in April. “I want to be the most daring girl in porn,” declared Adelle Sabelle from Svitavy, Czechia. “Am I a slut? Am I a nympho? Truth is, I’m a former hairdresser who loves dick and making men come—all over me!” Morgan Rains, an entrepreneur from Reno, Nevada, told us, “My favorite aspect of sex is the buildup, my fave position is doggy, and my wildest experience was the first time I tried anal. It was heavenly!” Rhyan, an office temp from Lakeland, Florida, admitted, “I’m playful, flirtatious and always looking for new experiences. Nude modeling seemed intriguing. Besides, I never met a guy who didn’t want to see me naked. Now lots of men can.” Lil-Mizz Unique from Chicago, Illinois, professed, “I love oral, anal and especially threesomes with a man and another woman. My goal is to have sex in every state and continent.” According to Samantha Jones, an actress and vegan activist from Toronto, Canada, “Nudity should be celebrated and never censored. It’s an honor to be in your magazine.” The statuesque bombshell confided, “I’m bi and always up for hitting swingers bars. Guys get to find out that I love giving slow, sensual BJs and squirting.” Happy birthday, ladies!