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March 2025

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Birthday Delights
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Birthday Delights

Here are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in March and looking mighty fine in their birthday suits. “I’m shy at times,” admitted Harper from St. Louis, Missouri. “But I’m also courageous and open-minded, so I’ll get naked just about anywhere. My fantasy is to have sex with a really hot guy or girl on the Gateway Arch’s observation deck.” Kiry, a college student from Brno, Czechia, told us, “When I’m home, I hate wearing clothes. The guys next door don’t mind that I rarely close the blinds at night.” Stephie Staar from Reno, Nevada, was destined to be a HUSTLER girl. “When I was in high school,” she recalled, “the Supreme Court case in The People vs. Larry Flynt was debated on. If Mr. Flynt hadn’t won, the porn industry wouldn’t exist the way it does now. So I wanted to appear in HUSTLER as a form of gratitude, patriotism and rebellion.” Hannah Grace—an online content creator from Columbus, Ohio—said, “I can be shy, quiet, maybe even a little timid. But being part of the adult industry has helped me to come out of my shell. I’ve always felt my best whenever I’m in front of a camera, and doing it nude makes me feel empowered.” Anastasia Maye—a modeling buff from Washington, D.C.—remarked, “I’m so excited. It’s a big honor to be published in such a well-known magazine as HUSTLER.” Happy birthday, ladies!

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