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Dakota Quinn<br>“My fantasies are sucking a dick in a glory hole and getting gangbanged. My dream date has great food, greater sex and a creampie for the grand finale!”
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Birthday Delights

Thanksgiving is coming soon, and as an appetizer, feast your eyes on five delectable Beavers celebrating birthdays in November. “There is no taming this wild child,” avowed The Naughty Vegan, an exotic dancer from Atwater, California. “I’m a crazy, fun, freaky, adventurous, seductive, goal-oriented and comedic Scorpio. Above all else, I’m a hustler! I hustle in everything I do. I’ve even masturbated while driving and while lying in a tanning bed. One time I masturbated with a banana and then ate it. I eat pineapples too. That’s why my cute pussy is so sweet!” Kat Kerby is a college student, “huge exhibitionist” and longtime HUSTLER fan from Detroit, Michigan. She told us, “Whenever I flipped through the pages and gazed in awe at the gorgeous models, I’d say to myself, ‘I’m going to be like them one day.’ Finally, my dream has come true.” Gigi Gates—a “talkative and witty” bartender from Atlantic City, New Jersey—remarked, “I wished to appear in HUSTLER because I’ve always admired the women who pose for it. Being a nude model isn’t a fantasy anymore.” Zoe Clark—an aspiring skin-bizzer from Kansas City, Missouri—said, “Being in HUSTLER is one of my biggest accomplishments. I’m funny, outgoing, mostly submissive and definitely bi because I like juicy pussies almost as much as I like big, juicy cocks. My favorite sexual activities are giving and receiving some sloppy, sloppy head. I’d have to say that my best talent is eating the dick!” Dakota Quinn from Belle Plaine, Kansas, admitted, “I feel extra-sexy when posing nude. Now I’m trying to make a name for myself in the adult industry. Although I’m from a farming state, I’ve never milked a dairy cow, but I sure love milking cocks and being showered with cum.” Happy birthday, ladies!

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