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Lilian Stone<br>“I see myself as an alluring, seductive, bisexual succubus. I love being hot and bothered before the sex and making sure there’s lots of foreplay. I’ve been told I’m really good with my mouth, teasing and edging.”
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Birthday Delights

For some mighty fine bonus eye candy, we’ve rounded up a handful of delectable Beavers celebrating birthdays in September. “All female gymnasts are show-offs,” proclaimed Nikki from Moscow, Russia. “Competitors want everyone to see how flexible and strong they are—and how sexy they look in a leotard.” Years of training blessed the vault specialist with a shipshape body, but Nikki’s lack of inhibitions was the spark that motivated her to strip bare and show it all in HUSTLER. “I want everyone to see every inch of my petite body,” announced Misty, a legal assistant from Dallas, Texas. “I love showing it off in pantyhose or nothing at all. I’m a nudist at heart and an open-minded, confident and witty firecracker.” Modeling buff Mae Mae from Hershey, Pennsylvania, told us, “I’m very comfortable posing nude because not wearing any clothes is natural. And I get off on people adoring my body as much as I do. I think of myself as a loyal, intelligent and intuitive woman who sends off good vibes.” Aspen Cavalli—a phone-sex operator, “bratty, dominant princess” and HUSTLER fan from Towson, Maryland—recalled, “Before I jumped into the adult industry, I used to sneak peeks at HUSTLER because the women were gorgeous and unapologetic. I thought to myself, I could do that.” Lilian Stone—a camgirl from Twentynine Palms, California—noted, “I feel like I was born to be in the adult industry. I’m an outgoing wild woman, and I love having new experiences, especially when I’m naked.” Happy birthday, ladies!

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