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The Science of Flirting

Not sure if someone is expressing romantic interest in you, or if they’re just being friendly? You’re not alone. Luckily, the scientific community is here to help. Peter (not his real name) thinks he’s a catch. The 38-year-old has a thriving career, his own apartment and no crazy exes. But when it comes to flirting...

It’s About Fucking Time

New research has found that guys prefer to bone in the morning, while the ladies lean toward nighttime banging. But fear not; there’s a cure for this frustrating conflict. “Can I hit it in the morning,” Jay-Z rapped in 1998, and he’s far from the only guy who’s expressed an interest in early-hours nookie. While...

Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes

A great philosopher once said, “Anything is a glory hole if you’re brave enough.” And for those who aren’t familiar with these magical spaces, a glory hole is a slot in a wall that a man may stick his schlong through for sexual good times from a “friend”—or at least a willing recipient—on the other...