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Bush or Bald? A Hairy Debate

Full-on pube patches might not be as popular as they were in past decades, but there are still plenty of guys who prefer a bearded clam over a clean-shaven snatch. Join us as we take a whack at the topic. Look at vintage erotica, and you will very likely notice one big difference from the...

Cougar Rising: The Older Women-Younger Men Dynamic

Relationships between seasoned women and younger guys are increasingly common these days. We look at the joys of screwing across the age gap. Recently, Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles made headlines for their new relationship. While it’s common in show business for good-looking stars to hook up with each other, what caught people’s attention was...

Sizing Things Up: The Long and Short of the Great Penis Debate

We all know the story of the OG Karen—aka, Goldilocks. The picky girl with bouncy blond curls broke into the home of a family of bears and tried out all of their stuff. When she tested out Papa Bear’s bed, it was too hard. When she laid down on Mama Bear’s mattress, it was too...