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Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: XXX Star Missy Martinez Reveals the Difference

Ever get the feeling that your bedroom romps aren’t exactly playing out like your favorite skin-flick scenes? Don’t be silly; of course they’re not. But don’t worry—as blue-screen veteran Missy Martinez explains, everyone’s personal sexual experiences differ drastically from the professional pound sessions of porn.  Okay, I hate to break it to you: Porn sex isn’t...

Semen Sommeliers

Some of our favorite porn performers share their easy-to-swallow thoughts on the joys (and taste) of ball batter. Cum. Jizz. Spunk. Baby gravy. Semen. No matter what you call it (and all the names are pretty funny), it’s an inevitable part of sex with a guy. Cum is a gooey, sticky, hot way for a...

Art Is Sexy

Celebrating the diverse artistic creations of adult-industry entertainers. Adult-industry entertainers boast multitudes of skills. I love discovering the hobbies, talents and skills of sex workers, especially those that may not seem immediately obvious. I want to take a moment to showcase several amazing artists who work in all facets of the XXX world and help...