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June 2025

50 Years of Freedom
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Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Yes, contrary to what some might believe, men and women can maintain platonic relationships. One of the oldest debates in the book begs a seemingly simple question: Can men and women really be just friends, or is there always an underlying sexual tension destined to throw a wrench in their feeble attempts at buddydom? To...

Age Spreads

Wondering why men and women alike seek out younger mates as they get up there in years? Here comes the science… In Richard Linklater’s cult classic Dazed and Confused, set in rural Texas on the last day of school in 1976, David Wooderson—an older guy who works for the city but still loves to party...

Quicker Quickies

According to a new study, our sexual sprint sessions are getting briefer by the year. We explore the long and the short of it. Everyone loves a quickie. It’s the one sexual occasion that eliminates the pressure of engaging in multiple compromising positions in favor of getting down to brass tacks and making two people...