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Your Cheating Heart

Yes, it’s true that humans aren’t hardwired for monogamy, but even if you or your partner have a history of infidelity, it doesn’t spell doom for your relationship. At some point, you’re bound to date someone who casually drops the bomb that they’ve cheated before, like they’re trying to convince a prospective new employer to...

Fapping Flashbacks

Yes, chances are that you (and your partner) masturbate to an ex on occasion. No, it doesn’t spell trouble for your relationship. Everybody jerks off to whatever gets their nether regions fluttering, often tapping into a mental spank bank that’s been growing since puberty. Maybe a guy’s picturing Flo from Progressive while he goes a...

Ditching Dudes?

According to a new report, an increasing number of women are dumping men in favor of the fairer sex—and it just might be the guys who are to blame… Bad news, guys; it appears that an increasing number of ladies are ditching their guys altogether and joining Club Cunnilingus. Seriously, TikTok has been buzzing lately...