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Hot Goss?

Wanna hear the latest buzz? Listen up—sharing scuttlebutt with your partner can actually strengthen your relationship. When two people first get together, they live in an almost perpetual state of tangled limbs and sloppy sex. The first few months as a couple are a marathon of raw animal humping, and life is good. Eventually, though,...

Going Down Swinging?

Yes, there might be a remote health risk associated with oral sex—but does that mean you have to give up eating pussy forever? For plenty of men, going down on their girl isn’t just about servicing the love tunnel. It’s a full-blown delicacy, right up there with a ribeye and loaded baked potato. Despite the...

Dead Lay?

According to recent studies, a lack of sex can negatively affect your health and possibly even contribute to an early death. To which we say, “Fuck that!” Lately, there’s been a quiet uprising of folks who just aren’t all that into sex. It’s unclear if it’s the fear of STDs, unwanted pregnancy or just general...