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I Think I Loo You

It’s an age-old debate—how long should you wait before you poop in the proximity of a new partner? Join us as we explore this crappy dilemma. Every new relationship has that one gut-wrenching moment—quite literally—when a disturbing sensation rises like a demonic howl from the depths of hell. Oh, sure, you can try to suppress...

Licking for the Long Term

Is eating pussy the key to a lasting relationship? Maybe, maybe not—but it sure doesn’t hurt. For a lot of guys, eating snatch is right up there with beer and pizza—something to dive into with enthusiasm, and don’t you dare try to stop them. When they’re feasting between a woman’s thighs, all feels right in...

Can Sex Save America?

With the country going ape over political differences and culture wars, perhaps we should look to the horny ways of the bonobo monkey as a potential path toward national unity. Look out the window and try to resist the urge to jump. America is ablaze—perhaps the fiercest inferno anyone in this country has witnessed since...