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Alien Sex Fiends

As evidence of life on other planets increases, plenty of Earthlings are declaring their eagerness to get down and dirty with a space creature. We explore the out-of-this-world possibilities. The aliens are coming—Splat! While UFOs used to only appear in the tabloids with shocking headlines like “I’m Having an Alien Love Child” and “I Was...
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Losing It: Tales of Cherry-Popping Madness

Cock-blocking roosters. Pissed-off dads who threaten castration. If you think that losing your virginity was awkward, check out these cringe-inducing stories of lost innocence. Young people often over-romanticize losing their virginity as if it’s going to be an ultra-sexy, mind-blowing affair that will inspire harp-strumming angels to emerge from the heavens. Although our first time...
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Pop-Shot Propriety

Heads up, guys; giving your partner a little advance notice before you come during a blowjob is a crucial, though often ignored, rule of sexual etiquette. Blowjobs are not overly sentimental or polite. They are for the mangy and wild. At best, they’re hero worship with lots of gagging and slobbering—an act that, for a...