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All Pussies Are Pretty!

Never mind the labiaplasty—your vaginas look great just the way they are, ladies! Read on as we explain how every snatch is beautiful in its own way. Pussy comes in all shapes and sizes—and apparently, for some people, that’s a problem. Come to find out, women are just as sensitive about the appearance of their...

That Cheating Bastard!

Suspect that your partner is stepping out on you? The bad news is, you might be right. The worse news? Your suspicion itself could be destroying your relationship. In a relationship, there can be times when one of the partners starts to suspect the other is a no-good cheating bastard. They might not know the...

The Best She’s Ever Had?

Yes, you’d like to believe that you’re better than all of the other guys your woman has banged. No, you probably aren’t. Here’s how to get past your ego and on to a more satisfying sex life with your partner, no matter where you rank on her list. A man’s ego can be crushed in...