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Fuck Me Harder?

What she really means—and how to respond—when she tells you to crank up the intensity in the bedroom. If a guy bangs enough women during his time on this planet, he will inevitably encounter one with a loud, insatiable urge for some hard pounding. And he, inevitably, will respond by wearing that pussy out like...

When Fuck-It Lists Go Wrong

Most of us have a mental checklist of sexual feats we’d like to accomplish before going to the grave, but beware—reality often falls short of what we were hoping for. Read on for some cautionary tales. Most of us have made a fuck-it list. We’ve all sat down at one point and written down all...

Damn, That Hurts!

When ecstasy leads to agony—we explore the painful occasionally humorous world of sex injuries. Love hurts, the old cliché goes, and sure, of course it does—like a budget prostate exam given in a back alley by a homeless man with freakishly long fingers and a staph infection. But enough about the emotional turmoil; there’s another...