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Secondhand Snatch: A Messy Debate

Is it bad form to go in for a kiss after performing oral sex on your partner, or just good, sloppy fun? We dive in and get a mouthful from the ladies on the topic. Women are all for men who eat pussy. It’s a crucial element of foreplay that many argue makes all the...

When Does It Count as Sex?

Does cunnilingus count as sex? How about a handjob? Or intercourse that was blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quick? The answers aren’t as cut-and-dried as you might think. If you were a fly on the wall of any given college cafeteria back in the day, you would have undoubtedly witnessed swarms of young bucks discussing who’s been laid and...

Music to Your Ears?

Everyone knows that many people find musicians sexy, but are they actually any better in bed than those who don’t play an instrument? It has been said that music is life. Without it, the world would be a pretty craptastic place to reside. If not for the ability to come home after a long, wretched...