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Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall fuckability, humans typically go in as superficial as possible, perhaps imagining the person naked, twisted in all sorts of compromising...

Stay Hard!

If you’ve ever experienced difficulty getting it up, know this—you are far from alone; it happens to almost every guy at some point. Also, know this—there are numerous methods for overcoming erectile dysfunction. Read on for tips on dealing with an uncooperative cock. There comes a time in nearly every man’s life when he can’t...

Unfavorable Positions

Sure, the elaborate sex positions you see in XXX videos look amazing on screen, but before you try them at home, beware—if you’re not careful, you just might throw out your back before busting a nut. Everyone seems to be trying to fuck like a porn star these days. They’ve brushed up on their sex...