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What Are You Driving At?

A new study offers evidence that guys with smaller dicks might compensate for it by driving sports cars. But is it true? We put women in the driver’s seat to share their experiences on the matter. Driving down the highway, it’s not hard to see who’s a raging douchebag and who isn’t. At least, presumably....

Sexy Professions

Doctor? Lawyer? Corporate chief? Which jobs will make you most attractive to the ladies? Women share their thoughts. All of us have to do something to pay the bills. No matter if a person’s solitary ambition in life is to just sit around all day in dirty underwear playing video games, unless they have a...

Busting Open the Breast-Size Debate

Guys all around the world agree—breasts are the best! But contrary to popular misconception, they don’t all believe that bigger is better. Ask any dude if he’s a boob man, and he’ll almost assuredly scream, “Hell yeah!” at the top of his lungs. Right before rubbernecking the perimeter to see if he can spot them,...