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Mind Over Mattress?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a partner, sexual attractiveness or serious smarts? When our horny bits haul us out into the world hunting for a hard or dripping companion to pair up with, we have standards—ideally, we’d prefer that said partner comes with a gorgeous face and a brilliant mind. It doesn’t...

Too Direct?

In case there was still any doubt, no—just straight-out asking a stranger for sex isn’t likely to end well. Getting laid is something that people obsess over, and not just men. Despite what we were told growing up by abstinence-peddling gym teachers and reruns of Leave It to Beaver, women think about sex just as...

Your Cheating Heart

Yes, it’s true that humans aren’t hardwired for monogamy, but even if you or your partner have a history of infidelity, it doesn’t spell doom for your relationship. At some point, you’re bound to date someone who casually drops the bomb that they’ve cheated before, like they’re trying to convince a prospective new employer to...