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June 2025

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Hot Body, Bad Sex?

Why it’s a big mistake to assume that a fit, attractive partner will automatically translate into a superior sexual experience. Everyone is out there trying to fuck well above their grade. It’s the reason so many average-looking people have celebrity crushes, while they have a beer-bellied mutant sleeping in their bed. If they could snag...

Hang Up the Hang-Ups!

Do you have an inhibition that prevents you from enjoying sex to the fullest? You’re not alone; lots of people do. Luckily, there are ways to get past the bedroom bugaboos that are blocking your path to pleasure. In casual conversation, everyone approaches the topic of sex as if they are big and bad, down...

The Old College Lie

With another school year upon us, we offer a lesson that bears repeating: No, you and your sweetheart probably will not be faithful to each other while you’re away at college, no matter what you tell each other. The same thing happens during the lead-up to every school year. A slew of young couples–perhaps high...