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Author: Mike Adams

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Wakey, Wakey—Let’s Get Nakey!

In praise of morning sex. Sex is the breakfast of champions for many. To get it up before the sun comes creeping in through the windows; to crawl on top of the sleepy-eyed soul drooling into a pillow next to you and pound one out before the aggravations of the day get a chance to...
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Slap-Happy Schlongs

What compels a man to wield his boner like a billy club and bop his partner during sex? We dive deep into this puzzling phenomenon. Any man gifted with at least an average-sized schlong has undoubtedly whipped that sucker out at some point and purposely banged it against something to make some noise. He might...
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The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...