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Author: Mike Adams

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Glamour Cocks

Thinking of sending a dick pic to that woman you’re interested in? First off, get her permission first! Secondly, put some effort into it! We present a handy guide to becoming the Ansel Adams of schlong-centric selfies. According to research, roughly 50% of women have received a dick pic—which makes sense, considering the same research...
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Pay Attention, Dummy!

Why your woman is likely to dump your ass for someone else—and how you can avoid it. Married men often have no freaking clue that their wives are on the prowl for some strange until it’s too late. Rest assured, there is some poor fool sitting on a barstool right now, drowning his sorrows because...
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You on the Pill, Man?

Thanks to modern science, a male birth control pill could soon be available. But will guys find it too much to swallow? The lead-up to sexual intimacy between a man and woman can be a real rollercoaster ride. One minute he’s nibbling on her ear, whispering some Keats-like poetry that every woman longs to hear...