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All-Day Foreplay?

Have things been a little icy in the bedroom between you and your lady lately? You might want to add some sexual preheating to your relationship. There’s a special kind of panic that hits a man when he’s lying next to his girl and his dick starts making plans to conquer that cooter before calling...

On the Pleasure Highway

What does the way you drive say about your sexual style? Buckle up and prepare to be enlightened! Anyone who’s ever been stuck at a red light knows the utter frustration. The second it turns green, the driver in front of you—usually some imbecilic asshat in a minivan checking their cell phone to see if...

A Touchy Subject

Has your relationship lost its sexual spark? Try getting hands-on—without the expectation of banging. If there’s one gripe most guys have about the women they’re with, it’s that she just doesn’t put out like she used to. In the beginning, their sex life played out like a scene from Squirtwoman 3, but over time, it...