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Pound-Time Playlists

Why putting on some tunes in the bedroom can lead to more mind-blowing sex. The whole of humping humanity has spent a lifetime trying to find ways to have more mind-blowing sex. They’ve taken the pills, tossed a slew of robo-rammers and poon pulverizers into the mix, and even said a few prayers when nobody...

Sloppy Slurpers

In praise (and pursuit) of the drool-heavy, XXX-style hummer. There are countless ways in which the sex depicted in XXX and the rutting we experience out in the wild differ, and blowjobs are no exception. In porn, for instance, when a lady is doling out a hellacious hummer, she carries herself like a true disciple...

Give Her a Toss?

Some women seem to be in constant pursuit of a sensitive man who will cater to their every want and need, in and out of the bedroom. And other chicks? Well, they just crave a guy who will manhandle them in the sack.  This latter, kinky slice of womankind enjoys being tossed around like a...