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Dicked on Dildos?

How Trump’s proposed tariffs could hit Americans right where it really counts—their sex toy collections. In his self-proclaimed mission to “Make America Great Again,” President Donald Trump has launched a tumultuous tariff scheme that he claims will punish the nations that have allegedly been screwing the U.S. for decades. But as Trump wavers between economic...
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Breast Friends Forever

Tits—we just can’t get enough of them! But why? Unpacking our relentless obsession with boobs. There’s something undeniably bizarre that happens to men in the presence of boobs. They get all fluttery, their eyes zero in like heat-seeking missiles and it takes visible effort for them to look away. It’s as if some ancient instinct...
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Holy War on Humping?

Are the powers that be mounting a campaign against casual sex? We examine the dark side of the Religious Right’s current push for procreation. Could we be facing a religious crusade against bumping uglies outside the constraints of a relationship? Oh god, we hope not—but there have been some troubling indications lately.  Unquestionably, Donald Trump,...