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Peak Porking Age

Good news, older guys! Contrary to popular misconception, your sex drive doesn’t necessarily diminish as you age—it might even increase! Once upon a time, young men were told they’d hit their sexual peak at 18—right around the age they were old enough to go to war and get their dicks blown off for their country....

Dating In Debt

An alarming number of singles are driving themselves to the poor house in order to impress potential partners. We look at what’s behind this poor choice in dating strategy. Everyone lies on first dates—that’s just the way it is. People might shave a few years off their age, add a few inches to their height,...

Dating Profiles: Let’s Get Real!

Why unrealistically puffing up your image on your dating profile ultimately works to your disadvantage. The era of dating apps has given singles a superpower they never had before—they can look like hot shit at all times. Social media lets the young, dumb and full of cum exist in a world without bad days, one...