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Cold-Cocked!

The freezin’ season is upon us, and with temperatures dropping, chances are good that you’re experiencing an embarrassing cold front in your pants. Here are some tips for dealing with the dreaded withered winter wang. It’s getting colder than a witch’s tit out there in many parts of the country, as summer has officially fucked...

Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the path to the Oval Office, women are freaking out over the possibility that his second term could spell disaster for their...

Pure Frustration?

Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective American bedroom. Specifically, Project 2025—a collection of recommendations for the next Republican  administration put together by conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation—has...