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Miss Whitney’s Florida Food Odyssey

Get ready for a mouthwatering treat, because Miss Whitney Morgan is about to give us a tour through some of the Sunshine State’s sweetest spots. Step aside, influencers—there’s a new foodie sheriff in town and she’s eating her way across the Sunshine State, one cronut at a time.  When we last checked in with Florida...

The Sirens of Scary

This Halloween, sacrifice your eternal soul to the sirens of scary movies. Like the thick plumes of blood that spurt from a freshly decapitated torso, the new golden age of horror shows no signs of letting up any time soon. Years from now people will look back on this milestone moment in cinematic terror and...

A XXX Summer Survival Guide

As we head toward the dog days, the temperature is definitely rising—and that won’t be the only thing rising as you read this naughty advice for beating the heat. In scientific terms, this summer is shaping up to be hotter than Satan’s habanero-scorched rectum. We love the sun, but it’s not easy being sexy when...