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The Sirens of Scary

This Halloween, sacrifice your eternal soul to the sirens of scary movies. Like the thick plumes of blood that spurt from a freshly decapitated torso, the new golden age of horror shows no signs of letting up any time soon. Years from now people will look back on this milestone moment in cinematic terror and...
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A XXX Summer Survival Guide

As we head toward the dog days, the temperature is definitely rising—and that won’t be the only thing rising as you read this naughty advice for beating the heat. In scientific terms, this summer is shaping up to be hotter than Satan’s habanero-scorched rectum. We love the sun, but it’s not easy being sexy when...
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Today’s Hustlers, Tomorrow’s Legends

We like to think we see things in people, especially when it comes to era-defining adult entertainers who make a lasting impression. Perched on the cusp of the big five-oh (49 and feelin’ fine!), everyone on the masthead—from Chairwoman Liz Flynt on down—is feeling pretty damn fortunate to be part of such a stellar team....