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Star Fuckers: A First Contact Day Celebration

Space: The final frontier. And, as it turns out, the setting for some out-of-this-world sexual encounters.  It’s April 5, also known to die-hard Trekkies as First Contact Day. In Star Trek mythology, First Contact Day marks the Vulcans’ initial encounter with humans in, of all places, Bozeman, Montana, on April 5, 2063. The anniversary of...

Easter Funny

Cartoons calculated to raise a chuckle. “Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?” “Hi, I’m Jesus, and this coming election I urge you to not vote for the ‘moral values’ candidate!” “But in the future, the meek shall inherit a huge government deficit!” “You know we all love you, Jesus,...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Celeste Star

Pomona, California, might lack the glamour of nearby Hollywood, but it has its charms. For nearly 100 years, it’s hosted the Los Angeles County Fair, where city slickers get an annual taste of the rural life (and some seriously decadent, deep-fried food). Cal Poly Pomona, meanwhile, boasts seriously formidable engineering  programs and distinguished alumni including...