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HUSTLER Classic: Where There’s a Will, There’s a Lay

A death in the family is typically anything but a sexy event. But in one HUSTLER pictorial, anyway, a deceased relative led to a situation where the body in the casket wasn’t the only stiffie on display.  The pictorial, November ’02’s Hannah & Ben: Will to Suck Seed, shared the story of Hannah, who according...

HUSTLER Classic: Garden State Porkway

Poor New Jersey; it’s been the butt of countless jokes, and often written off as New York’s bland yet somehow also skeevy little brother. For god’s sake, the state was even saddled with Chris Christie as its governor for eight years. However, the Garden State does have its positive attributes, and two of its more considerable...

HUSTLER Classic: In Through the Out Door

The path to bliss can take numerous and sometimes unexpected turns. For instance, a person might be en route to a pleasant stay in Vaginaville and suddenly take a detour to Butthole Junction.  Such was the case with the January 2002 HUSTLER pictorial Claudia & Billy: Lick It & Stick It, which shared the tale...